Tale of the Tape

Tale of the Tape

It is been reported that more than 60% of vixens wear the not right size brassiere. That is where the expert under garment fitter comes in. Those days, they’re often called “Bra Fitting Specialists.” Training and certification are required but the pay isn’t so great: $7 to $9 an hour. Who cares? Consider all the tits you can measure. We’d do it if we had the time but we’re too busy here at SCORE. Many undergarment fitters consider it an art form, not just a job. Maybe some of you fellows should consider a hands-on position in this growing and expanding field.

Even though Tarzan is not a brassiere fitter, we threw him into the role and gave him Roxi Red to measure. This is like thonging a recent Cessna pilot into the commander’s chair of the space shuttle. Roxi would be daunting to a brassiere fitter with Thirty years of experience. She’s one of the world’s major mammary marvels.

Awe-struck, as well this chab should be, he is bowled over by the size and weight of Roxi’s zeppelins even though he’s met her before. The Roxi effect by no means loses vigour. When Tarzan tries to measure her bust and areolae with the tape, a bemused Roxi helps him out. One time the measuring ends, Roxi takes good care of his weenie. This is not part of a undergarment fitter’s job at any underware or department store. However, it’s at SCORE.

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