Some angels have never dropped without the top five in the Model Directory at XL Gals. Guess who’s one of ’em? Allie Pearson is from Texas. U know Texas. Anything is large there. Especially the billibongs. We gotta wonder if Allie has any buxom girlfriends. Birds of a feather, ya know. We can’t receive over her. Each time Allie appears, we prepare to fall in like.
XLGirls: The number of boys in your life who have told to you, “I cant in a relationship with u anymore. Your milk sacks are also big”?
Allie: Zero, and you’re right. Not ‘cuz of that.
XLGirls: Do u play any sports?
Allie: No. My scones are very sensitive. They take a toll on my back after a while, too.
XLGirls: Are u sure you are wearing the right-size bras?
Allie: I usually wear sports bras.
Allie: I know, but I must get bras fitted, and it is been likewise long since I have done that. Underwires are a problem. I must get measured properly for bras.
XLGirls: There’s no shortage of volunteers for that job.