If u are a man who has a best buddy, u are responsible for a hardly any things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever this chab needs u to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, u deny and tell lies until u die or at least acquire your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you’re responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at each opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain laughable. The final thing u are responsible for, and probably the majority important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars exotic dancer, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot doxy who is intend to drain his balls of every final drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty seize, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight gazoo.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your almost all priceless bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.